Tigger Never Shuts Up…

Posted On January 29, 2014

Big Tig here, .
 

Tigger was in the dog house. Angie was mad at me. I might have played a couple of mind games with the new dog. I might have got a couple of the other cats to help me. We might have continued, if we hadn’t been caught. She says we are spoiled brat cats, and we are making her be a dog person… This is what happened.
 
Angie brought home a new dog. She said this one is extra special, and we all need to be extra nice until she understands how things work around here. I said she had nothing to worry about, Big Tig would take care of her,  show her the ropes….turns out, I was being sarcastic Tiggy… .
 
First thing I might have done was tell Miley that cats really like getting their bums sniffed. That turned out perfectly as planned. Several sound slaps later, my sides hurt from laughing so hard…then Sour Puss figured out my plan and joined the fun. She told Miley that every third dog treat may or may not be poisonous, kinda like Russian Roullette with biscuits, and that she figured the safest thing was not to take ANY treats. You should have seen Angie! She followed that dog around with a bit of everything trying to get her to take a treat. Bacon, chicken, leftovers, toast, milk, chips! She tried everything! Oh, how we laughed! Then Miss Marble, who is soo practical, told Miley that dogs have to sleep on the back of the couch, that the seat part is just for cats. Biggy Tiggy is not giving credit to a dog, but this one has excellent balance…. .
 

It was about this time, Angie started figuring it out. As always, she used her secret weapon, and I immediately confessed…A Tigger would give up his own tail for sardines… .
 
All guilty parties had to spend this last week getting our bums sniffed without complaint, and sharing our treats, and the dog now gets to sleep with the kid instead of us…and I am supposed to say that there are some wonderful dogs at DunRoamin’ who could use a loving home, where the cats don’t act like us. Check out our dogs at DunRoamin’ Stray and Rescue !
 
We think it was worth it. CATS RULE! DOGS DROOL!

Ciao,
Tig