Big Tig the author…Bigger Tigger Here,
This week I decided I would celebrate Halloween by featuring DunRoamin’s very own Frank-en-dog…Martin.
Why is he a Frank-en-dog you may ask a Tiggy? Well, one look should explain everything.
Frank-en-dog-in-a-box! How can you resist this pup???His tail belongs on a Great Dane. His legs belong on a Dachshund. His fur is yellow Lab. The front of his face is German Shepherd. The rest of his head might belong to a moose. And then those ears. First time I met him I thought he was messing with a Tig with those ears…turns out, he isn’t smart enough to mess with a Tig, those are actually his ears. (He looks like he’s standing in the wind ALL THE TIME! I suppose if you like dogs, that might be kinda cute).
As for what’s between those ears, well, a Tig has gotta say, not much goes on between those ears. It`s a whole lot of vacant space in there. Angie says its the ‘vacant’ part that makes him so special. I guess so. I dunno. Seems like all he wants is food and loving. Honestly, he isn’t smart enough to even chase us cats. (Although, having met the cats he lives with, it might be best for him that he doesn’t).
Martin aka Frank-en-dogDo people really like that in a dog? I have yet to understand why anyone has ever liked a dog, ever. But a dog that wants to lay at your feet, and wants to be scratched, and sleep on your bed, and wants to go for walks, is this the kind of dog people want? As a cat, I would think a bit more attitude in a dog would be more interesting. Angie says no. Angie says dogs like Martin are just the kind people want. She says he is very sweet and all his parts fit together to make him just perfect for some lucky family. I suppose somebody somewhere wants it to be Halloween all year round…
So if you want your very own Frank-en-dog named Martin then go to DunRoamin’ and follow the steps!
