Big Tig Talks
This is what happened…Ember is a big jerk! Ember said I was neutered and he ain’t. So I said he looks like his sister. And then Sadie said she ain’t no boy!! Things went down hill from there. Somebody knocked a picture down and then the scratch post just fell over, and somehow the water dishes got upset too….then we heard Angie….so Ember said ‘Quick! Start washing your face, an’ she won’t know it wuz us!’…we washed very fast and pretended like we never even noticed her….She said ‘Been busy kittens?’ and I said ‘oh! Hi Angie! Who? us? Noooo…that was Elvis! He busted in here and wrecked everything!!’ Angie would have believed it too, but she picked up Sadie and asked her. Stupid Sadie couldn’t take the pressure and just cried and told on us…then I got in more trouble for telling a fib. I have to write a nice story about a dog. So…it’s been a long week for poor Big Tig.
I say he looks funny. Humongously-ginormous ears. Little tiny spotted head. Big fat feet. Skinny wagging tail. Weird stiff fur. Angie says it’s not weird, it’s a special kind of fur. She says he has wire hair and that he will grow into his feet. Probably not his ears tho. He would have to be a horse to make his body match his ears. He sniffs us kittens and hangs his tongue out at us. So we spit at him and tell him to go sniff someplace else. He don’t. He just stands there smiling at us like we are funny kittens. We weren’t being funny. We want him to take his ears and go. Can somebody please come adopt him? Anybody? Probably get free satellite TV with those ears! What a deal!
I asked Angie what ‘neuter’ meant…..she said I should ask John……John said I should ask Mildred…what are they not telling a Tig?
